Howdy! Welcome to The Flozberks

I can't believe my eyes...
BUT IT'S TRUE!!
Gojira - "Flying Whales" - From Mars to Sirius - 2005

Anyone for a bit of sodomy, hilarity, tragedy, adultery, estrangement, heroin, money, pride, child abuse, gluttony, chicanery, emasculation, gonorrhea, affluenza, wrath, betrayal, narcissism, hoarding, cancer, suicide, meth, sloth, hatchet jobs, felonies, lawsuits, greed, exploitation, pills, animal neglect, lust, drunkenness, wastefulness, delusion, envy, vanity, corn log, elders rolling in their graves, and....

...a HONKIN' SHITLOAD of face tattoos?

Find that and much, MUCH more in this jaw-dropping slither through of 80+ years of family dysfunction in an ongoing jackass festival for the ages.

Uh, warning!  Adult themes and language and such, in case ya ain't already done up an' figured that shit out.

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A jackass festival of family dysfunction and misery

COMING SOON:
DOLLAR STORE TRUMPS

In a deep study of The Flozberks, we have discerned an impressively long, sad, unsurprising list of similarities between them and the Trumps.