Like thunder. And lightning.
God damn, it's so exciting
It hits you. Like a hammer.
GOD DAMN!
Thin Lizzy - "Thunder and Lightning" - Thunder and Lightning  - 1983

My dear friend BOG (Bushy Old Grower) is a cannabis legend who risked life in prison to pioneer advanced breeding and cultivation techniques back in the early days. Sadly, he is no longer with us. He is greatly missed.

Our friendship, plus other associations old and new eventually came together to hook me up with two insanely exclusive strains that have never been disseminated or commercialized. Learning of their qualities made me drool at the prospect of crossing them.

Problem was, the cuttings were at opposite, literal far corners of the nation and sharing must be done in person.

Mama, code name Monster X, was just outside of Bellingham, Washington and Papa, code name Corky Romano, was just outside of Lubec, Maine. Amusingly, we'd already been to both of those great places. Oh well.....

ROAD TRIPS!
1) TX > OK > WA > OK > TX  

2) TX > OK > ME > OK > TX

Whew!

At Long Last 
Over two years later, the stabilized hybrid, tentatively called Flozberk Kush to help a certain bunch get the recognition they oh-so richly deserve, flirts with holy grail status for producers and consumers.

After hundreds of strains, It's the first I've seen that pretty much crushes every last box with a flaming lime-green sledgehammer:

- The Flozberk Kush genotype is stabilized. Expect consistent results from every seed.
- Viable at an incredible 35 days, finishes in just 45-52 days of 12/12.
- Insane resin coverage. Vulgar, even. It's simply incredible. Bag appeal is INSANE.
- Potency, effects, and flavor are stellar, with a lovely, complex, uplifting high that goes equally well with activity, relaxation, fun, food, sex, and contemplation, just for starters.
- Huge yields. One tester got 17.5 ounces dry from a mere #5 nursery pot and 320 watts of 4000K LED strips for the best grams/watt ratio (1.56) I've ever seen. Very few fast finishers even touch the 1.00 mark.
- Thrives outdoors, too, with one gal in southern Oregon breaking the 7 pound mark for a $20,000 haul from one $25 seed.
- Eats like a hummingbird, with just 700-800 PPM MAX recommended throughout the cycle, saving about 40% on nutes.
- Cannabinoids and terpenes off the charts with high levels of caryophyllene, camphene, phytol, and linalool for maximum flavor and anti-inflammatory and antioxidant benefit.
- Leaf-calyx ratio is very low, with manicuring taking about a third of the average time and toil. Works especially well with automatic trimmers.
- Stretch is prompt and scant - 30% at most despite the sativa genes - making her great for stealth cabs and such.
- Highly resistant to mold, powdery mildew, pests, nutrient imbalances, pH/PPM swings, heat, and cold.    
- Responds extremely well to training and supercropping.
- Strong indica type stems that somehow bend bend like rubber, sativa-style, into SCROG netting.
- Nice main cola and love handles work well for SOG.
- Aroma is very strong, but not the skunky green flag wave generally associated with cannabis. It can easily pass for a cleaning product or air freshener.
- Defoliation is a literal snap, with a little pop of the wrist giving easy separation with no annoying peels.
- We are refining a perfect formula using GH products that allows the same water culture throughout the cycle, eliminating even more labor.
- Oh, yeah...for those of you making concentrates and edibles, hold on to your hats. The forecast is frosty. Very, very frosty.
- A detailed HTML hyperlinked manual on how to knock Flozberk Kush out of the park is almost complete. It's foolproof.
- Apps for Andriod and Apple are in development to compute exact mixes and schedules for all popular nute lines and techniques.

The Cup  
I think Flozberk Kush can win the Cannabis Cup. Many others much smarter than I agree.

And there are many competitions spread across all (legal) states.

No matter the outcome, this is going to be a dream come true. Even without a competition win, Flozberk Kush is poised for great success. With a top-3 showing in any catagory, though, it blasts through the roof both commercially and as a vehicle to promote this very site. Fascinating.

Just watch. 

The Facts     
No other strain offers the vigor, quality, stability, and yield, and frost of Flozberk Kush.

No other ultra-boutique strain is as easy to grow and manicure.

No other strain combines the above with the steallar medical and recreational might of Flozberk Kush.

No other strain can boost profit and cut costs in this FIERCELY competitive field like Flozberk Kush.

No other strain offers the breeder support we do. Not even close. We are here to help you excel. It is our nature to go far above and beyond the call of duty. 

This child of two exquisite, closely-guarded, mysterious parents simply has no equal. I always expected I'd never experience true perfection. I was wrong. 

Click this photo at just 35 days of flowering and zoom in >>>

Notice of Possible DeFlozberkification      
The idea to name this wonder of a plant Flozberk Kush is a kick-ass one. Brilliant, even.

It's not my first choice, though, for many reasons. We have ready a different name and brand concept that more reflects the background of the plant and eschews the negativity of the current plan.   

I'm not comfortable with the best tangible, inanimate thing ever I've experienced being named after the dregs of my life. It's sort of like naming a deli sandwich The Central Park Jogger or a canyon after that huge crack in JonBenet Ramsey's skull. 

Do I really want to shudder a bit whenever the name of my fine creation is said, heard, or thought? For sure, it's a question. < ROFLMAO @ link!

I'm disinclined, unless there's no other choice, to bring fame upon myself or my family.  I prefer the shadows and this Flozberks shit is fucking embarrassing. It's one hell of a great story chock full o' knee slappin' and jaw droppin', but I'd just as soon have it fade away so I can move on to other, more compelling projects.

The thought of people I care about and long was protective of being saddled with a permanent disgrace generator, the likes of which they very likely lack the insight to grasp, is not pleasing to me.         

There are two other projects on tap that involve bigger issues, more potential, and higher stakes than the sorry-ass Flozberks. Yes, we have bigger fish to fry. The ringer in this, though, is poor Dad's vehement wishes. Absent that, I'd prolly tell Neila to shove the whole fucking house up her fat ass and just move on to other things. 

Charlie's biggest fear was that I was going to get fucked by the greedy, slothful, shabby, parasitic Flozberks, and he, a wise, reasonable gentleman, was darn-tootin' right to fear that.

I'm unable to walk away and let Dad's memory get shit on like that.

Should prompt, tolerable resolution not be in the cards, make way for Flozberk Kush.

I hope certain asshats in my family have the good sense to not heave themselves and their fellows into decades of potentially permanent regret by poking the very wrong bear. 

No...make that bears.

Stay tuned..... 

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