Appendices
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land /s
Rush - "2112 Part V: Oracle: The Dream" - 2112 - 1976
General Flozberk Stuff
In-DUH-pen-DUNCE Day
*A lowbrow mob invades Dad's and a corn log legend is born*
As Caregivers, The Flozberks SUCKED
*There. I finally said it. And it's very, very true.*
The REAL Victims
*Neila, in bad faith, calls me a victim carder from her victim-choked domain*
Cretins
*Like the word says*
Where the Cold Windbags Blow
*Strive to be earnest, precise, and accurate, please*
Immense Disparities
*One set of rules and standards for them, another for the rest of us*
The Hatchet Jobbers
*Not on the Flozzie trolley? Yes hatchet for you!*
A Doggone Shame
*The Flozberk Way has served many a dog poorly.*
Flozberk Kush
*Eternal 420 infamy awaits*
A Quick $1500 in the Kitty
*Finally, Flozberk idiocy pays off!*
Happy Steven Wilson Ambush Day
*The Flozzies shoot themselves in the feet while messing up a big day*
Ranked: The Parents
*The parents in our family span from quite good to dismal*
Added on 07/23/26
An Apology to the Flozberks
*I'm truly sorry*
Added on 08/05/26
The Roach Flickers
*Not on the Flozzie trolley? Yes roach flick for you!*
(coming soon)
More Theo Stuff
RIP, Childhood: 1968-1977
*Grandpa comes home to visit and it literally goes to shit*
Added on 07/25/26
Fix Your Stupid Oven!
*Grandpa Theo was NOT hip to the microwave thing*
Added on 07/25/26
More Mutchie Stuff
A Dog Named "Skateboard"
*Mutchie's poor, poor dog takes one for the team*
Added on 07/27/26
Careen Abdul-Jabar
*Mutchie was the worst driver, by far, ever I've encountered*
Look! LOOK!!!
*Mutchie shocks my shocked date with shockingly malformed shock toes*
More Aydin Stuff
That Upside-Down Shoe Court Table Thing
*The legend of the Sultan of Sodomy thrusts to life*
More Dad Stuff
01/13/1931 - 01/13/2019
*The bizarre end of Dad's life chronicled in detail*
Sour of Attorney
*The snatching of Dad's life is completed...until his final week*
Poor Charlie
*A journey through a half-century of mistreatment and disregard of Dad*
Drugged and Bugged
*Dad was drugged daily for over 5 years by Neila's friend*
Deepest Fears and Biggest Regrets
*Might there be a common thread woven among them?
Dad's Rap Sheet
*Every bad thing he did over 50+ years*
So, What About Dad's Family?
*How does Dad's huge family stack up to the relative handful of Flozzies?*
More Mom Stuff
An American Child's Guide to Getting Cursed at in Turkish
*One of the more unusual things I've written*
What's a Shit Pimp???
*One of the more unusual things I've endured*
The Dog Food Follies
*My relationship with Mom takes a hard shot while an innocent dog suffers*
The Saint Father's Day Massacre
*Mom repeatedly saws down Dad in front of his family on Father's Day*
16:9 Mom Syndrome
*Mom ruins a big day for Dad badly absent due cause*
Mom's Account
*Mom's mini-memoir describing their descent into Flozberk madness*
Herniated Dignity
*Mom pulls a most dreadful stunt at my 8th birthday party*
The Narcissist Chronicles 1: Lamb of Clod
*Those Easters didn't have to die like that*
The Narcissist Chronicles 2: "Wows" & "Hows" and Chaos in Taos
*A vexing and embarrassing mini-ordeal from clean out of nowhere*
Thanks, Mom :(
*Mom's foolish antics continue to kick us in the ass to this second*
Added on 07/08/26
Love, Honor, and Yadda Yadda
*Of all the men I know, poor Dad had the second-worst wife*
Added on 07/30/26
Thanks, Mom :)
*Thankfully, there were some cool things about being Mom's crotchfruit*
(coming soon)
- The Narcissist Chronicles 3: WrongERest Answer -
*Mom gets it exactly wrong*
(coming soon)
More John Stuff
Uh, Thanks, Sport
*The Golden Psycho scams again*
Added on 07/25/26
LET HIM FUCK YOU!!!
*In a weekend of lunacy, John takes a 6 year old to see The Exorcist*
And the Silver Medal Goes to...
*The Twins unwittingly team up to ruin Xmas in most absurd fashion*
The Parakeet Disgrace
*What a dick. I mean, just...good lord, what a dick*
Rubbers and Doritos
*My crushing response to The Parakeet Disgrace*
More Reagan Stuff
The Wheelie God
*Reagan was The Wheelie God...until he wasn't*
Tanorexia Nervosa
*Reagan builds a Melanoma Special*
More Neila Stuff
Shame on You, Neila
*Perhaps the worst thing I've ever seen anyone do*
The "Neila's Silly Ass" Incident
*Triggered Neila makes a toxic uber-ass of herself on video*
Audio remastered 07/20/26
Health Care and Social Workers React to "Neila's Silly Ass" Video
*What will pro advocates for the elderly think of Neila's behavior?*
The Kimmy McStorage O'Douche Nozzle Affair
*After a refreshing lull, Neila and her attorney rebirth the madness*
A Picture of Disrespect
*It's NOT your fucking house, bitch*
Inherit the Windbag
*Neila had an acute case of the cha-chings*
More Ryan Stuff
The Sue Chef Takes on Qualified Immunity
*Ryan acts like a tool in jail, gets corrected, and they sue, lie, and, yet again LOSE*
(coming soon)
Foldin' Money Origami?
*Dad's credit cards are nailed for over $15K in cash advances*
More Langdon Stuff
Moments of Realization 1: Forsaking All Others
Neila's Bitch targets (and annoys) fresh meat at a rock concert*
Added on 07/06/26
More Tiffany Stuff
The Monster Clash
*Princess Corn Log gets a smackdown in our first direct conflict*
$$$ Motivated $$$
*Princesa Caca con Maiz gets swept up in a motivational cult of personality*
(coming soon)
More Tasha Stuff
10/24/2005-01/29/2019
*Putting out a contract on a family member is some heavy shit*
Goodbye, Good Girl
*VIDEO - Minutes before we killed her 5y ago today*
More Me Stuff
A Fierce Return to Form
*After some wild rides with The Medical Mafia, I return healthier, wealthier, and wiser*
Added on Corn Log Day 07/05/26
A Life Without Anger
*The callous entitlement and selfishness of others vastly elevate me*
Kicked in the Gut
*So, what replaces anger, then?*
Heroes and the Tell-Much Burden
*Speaking up can be costly*