2026
I'll chain you to the truth
For the truth shall set you free
I'll turn the screws of vengeance
And bury you with honesty
Lamb of God - "Laid to Rest" - Ashes of the Wake - 2004
More General Flozberk Stuff
An Apology to the Flozberks
*I'm truly sorry*
Added to Appendices on 08/05/26
More Mom Stuff
Love, Honor, and Yadda Yadda
*Of all the men I know, poor Dad had the second-worst wife*
Added to Appendices on 07/30/26
More Mutchie Stuff
A Dog Named "Skateboard"
*Mutchie's poor, poor dog takes one for the team*
Added to Appendices on 07/27/26
Helpful Stuff
Tips on Engaging This Trippy Website
*Like it says*
Added to Footer on 07/26/26
RIP, Childhood: 1968-1977
*Grandpa comes home to visit and it literally goes to shit*
Added to Appendices on 07/25/26
Fix Your Stupid Oven!
*Grandpa Theo was NOT hip to the microwave thing*
Added to Appendices on 7/25/26
More John Stuff
Uh, Thanks, Sport
*The Golden Psycho scams again*
Added to Appendices on 07/25/26
More General Flozberk Stuff
Ranked: The Parents
*The parents in our family span from quite good to dismal*
Added to Appendices on 07/23/26
More Neila Stuff
Neila's Silly Ass
*Due to viewer input, the audio of this horrific video has been remastered to tame the incisive harshness of Neila's voice*
Added to Appendices on 07/21/26
More Langdon Stuff
Moments of Realization 1: Forsaking All Others
*Neila's Bitch targets (and annoys) fresh meat at a rock concert*
Added to Appendices on 07/06/26)
More Mom Stuff
Thanks, Mom :(
*Mom's foolish antics continue to kick us in the ass to this second*
Added to Appendices on 07/08/26
More Me Stuff
A Fierce Return to Form
*After some wild rides with The Medical Mafia, I return healthier, wealthier, and wiser*
Added to Appendices on Corn Log Day 07/05/26
Thanks, Mom :)
*Thankfully, there were some cool things about being Mom's crotchfruit*
(coming soon to Appendices)
Love, Honor, and Yadda Yadda
*Of all the men I know, poor Dad had the second-worst wife*
(coming soon to Appendices)
More Tiffany Stuff
$$$ Motivated $$$
*Princesa Caca con Maiz gets swept up in a motivational cult of personality*
(coming soon to Appendices)
More Ryan Stuff
The Sue Chef Takes on Qualified Immunity
*Ryan acts like a tool in jail, gets corrected, and they sue, lie, and, yet again LOSE*
(coming soon to Appendices)