Prologue

All righty, then
Picture this, if you will
TOOL - "Rosetta Stoned" - 10,000 Days - 2006

So, What in the Hell is a Flozberk?
*Seems like a good enough place to start*

So, Who in the Hell Are You?
*Meet your author*

So, What in the Hell Is This?
*Yeah. So, what in the hell IS this?*

Thrown to the Dogs
*Tragic, pivotal events, far apart, that shape things*

A Bit of Sanity
*After almost 50 years of bedlam, a brief respite*

Our House
*Dad's worst fear comes to life, yo*

Life Version X.x
*Explanatory, yo*

The Timeline
*Seeing the eight-decade jackass festival intricately laid out is mind-blowing*
(coming soon)