$$$ Motivated $$$
Choices always were a problem for you
What you need is someone strong to guide you
TOOL - "Opiate" - Opiate - 1992
Late August, 2022, a member of my staff texted me to let me know that Princess Corn Log was over the moon about her experience at a rally, or tent revival, or kookfest, or whatever ya call it staged by a popular, controversial, motivational huckster by the name of Tony Robbins.
The message ended with a bases loaded, grand slam home run:
Hopefully he at least motivated her to flush the fucking toilet.
Crack me up. I could almost swear I heard Dad's ashes laughing from the modest wooden box atop my subwoofer.