Re-reengagement

After the Truth Carpet Bombing of The Flozberks on New Year's Day, 2023, things got hairy.

Acute Flozxicity in Disaster Sause
I went down like a rock. The catharsis from finally getting the truth out there, the sheer hideousness of the whole ~80 year story, and the toxic effects inherent in engaging the Flozzos laid my ass out like a sombitch. It was brutal and unexpected, but passed in a few days as I rested with my electronic devices shut down.

Just making the painfully hideous Neila's Silly Ass video took a dreadful toll.

Once that pall eased, I prepared to stagger into battle with FlozWorld when disaster struck. What seemed like a minor medical matter turned into an extreme one and, like with much of 2021 and all of 2022, most of 2023 was thrown into disarray and suffering.

And, that while still dealing with the 2022 shit.....and all that old shit reaching back to 1980. Sheesh!

Dire gimpiness descended upon us and we were again pushed to the limit. Getting old is not for pussies, that's for damn sure.

At least it's been interesting.

Thanks, Brother
As I was about to blow the trumpet and bellow "CHARGE!", a potentially lifesaving communication was bestowed upon me. It looked exactly like this:

Dude. Conditions to engage are weewee poor. You're already at risk of falling apart and great, important hardship lies ahead. Prioritize, exclude, contend, and return later from a strong position. This as it stands is more than you can chew, to quote some rockin guys. Those abject cunts in FlozPlace are not going anywhere. Regroup. Take that year off you asked for after high school and return with sleeves rolled up. Trust me.

I dig the word “abject.” Never had I seen it paired with “cunts.” Heck, that works. I'm sold!

After consulting with my closest people, I opted to step back from FlozLand and shift focus to making us strong and free of illness while working hard to backcross and stabilize the incredible Flozberk Kush, a strain that absolutely has a chance of winning a Cannabis Cup and becoming legendary in a field flooded by overhyped mediocrity.

As the year wore on, FlozWorld was reengaged, but only indirectly. My team accumulated much more info and imagery on the Flozberks. We joined forces with some of their many enemies, engaged opposing counsel from their litany of antics, sought police reports and video, documented and connected observations and memories, tracked down old associates, lovers, customers, employees, and such.

To say we learned some interesting things would be a grand understatement. For now, I'll just say that these people are a trip. The amount of trouble they have caused others is downright epic.

It's amazing what resources and resourcefulness can accomplish. Now we have an immense amount of material to organize and present. This site has so far just scratched the surface and we have massive intangible and tangible resources poised to make these kooks very, very famous and regretful.

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I face the most stark dilemma of my life.

The thought of any of the Flozberks - even John The Golden Psycho - suffering makes me surprisingly unhappy in degrees ranging from scant to considerable. Were that not the case their world would be fucked nine ways from Sunday by now, I assure you.

I'm not comfortable with wrath and revenge, and the more years that separate me from The Flozberk Way, the more I groove with a world not guided and tainted by the inclinations of sleazy, idiotic lunatics in sheep's clothing.

At long last, all those around me are wise, fair, evolved, and pure to quite discriminating standards. And, we all keep evolving, which is much at odds with where I came from.

It's literally exhilarating every time I realize this.

Donkey WHAT Now?
For a very long time I cared much about those people. Amid their toxic serial chaos, shabbiness, and foolishness, they've also made some fine differences that remain appreciated. Do they suck giant, throbbing donkey cock, so to speak? Oh, yeah baby - absolutely, and then some, so to speak.

But, they're MY suckers of giant, throbbing donkey cock, so to speak, even if estranged and sour. That counts for something, see. Sure, the more time that passes, the less it counts, for DAMN sure, but it still does matter...for now.

HOWEVER, what that bunch has pulled, both for the last 80-ish years and in times more recent, is simply beyond the pale. Dad was, and would be appalled.

I'm not letting them just waltz away with an essentially stolen chunk of my childhood home and literal birthright. Ain't gonna happen.

Still, I want them to be O.K.. And, I've other shit to do.

Wanna Do it the Easy, Decent Way or the Hard, Sleazy Way
There are two things I want most in the world for me and mine - functional health and final separation from the Flozberk muck under tolerable terms. Not even necessarily fair, but tolerable. That is not the case now and the matter demands attention. Life v3.x loudly beckons.

A vast, multifaceted, ferocious machine is in place to deliver immense due pushback to The Flozberks. No matter which path(s) the matter travels, actions and reactions are ready to rock. And, interestingly, much of it is wholly out of my control with how things play out depending entirely on their actions.

Wanna fuck me, so to speak? Prepare to get a good dose in return. I fuck hard. I fuck long. I fuck well. I fuck creatively. I fuck adventurously. I fuck shrewdly.

It is vastly my preference that we resolve this in prompt, fair, rational, and discreet fashion. Should that not come to pass, "brayce" yourselves, disgraceful parasites.

Re-reengagement With the Floz-Flozberks
At exactly 10:20h on January 13, 2024, this message was sent to each unincarcerated Flozwad:

Good morning. I hope this finds you and yours well.

Exactly 5 years ago to the minute, Princess Corn Log informed me that Charlie had expired. That demands commemoration.

Happy Dad's birthdeathday to you
Happy Dad's birthdeathday to you
Happy Dad's birthdeathday, Princess Corn Log (or whichever)
Happy Dad's birthdeathday to you

2024 = Year of The Flozberks

New content including two new videos added to TheFlozberks.com as we prepare to finally go live

https://theflozberks.com/vids/2024.mp4
https://theflozberks.com/vids/Charlie.mp4
https://theflozberks.com/contents.html

Coming in 2024 - The Flozberks: The Movie

Much, much, much more to come...........

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